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Ruth GrimsleyThis Diary contains the self moderated personal thoughts of Sheffield`s Bard of Broomhill - Ruth Grimsley. The website editor and Words & Things Group do not always endorse her opinions or any other persons who may wish to contribute.

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661 - Benny and Danny
Snigger
17 February 2018

660 - Laetitia pplonker-ppuller
I sincerely hope so, Yetta Free-range organic pork from the Perigord. That's what I paid for, so you'll perhaps forgive me for hoping that's what I got
17 February 2018 - Kensington

659 - Benny's and Danny's Mother
We are commanded to be fruitful and multiply. And there are jobs which are suitable for Jewish doggies and ones that aren't. Being a sheepdog or a spy are two that AREN'T And there's NOTHING wrong and EVERYTHING RIGHT with a mother needing to know where her children are, so she can be sure they're SAFE Do they want to bring me to my grave from WORRY. IF they do have any ideas of doing goyische [Gentile] jobs, it'll be because YOU and your like have beguiled and seduced them into a decadent lifestyle And why are you putting out pates for my son? They'll be made of PORK, won't they
17 February 2018 - Kensington

658 - Laetitia pplonker-ppuller
Yetta, I think you are confusing your children's danger with the control you have over them, or rather DON'T have over them. As it happens, both Benny and Danny are doing useful and exalted work. Benny looks after sheep, upon which this island's economy once relied. After Brexit, we may well need our own sheep as much as we ever did. As to Danny, I say nothing, save that it is work essential to the security of the realm And you had two full litters of puppies when you had both Benny and Danny, and that's not counting your other litters of puppies, so you have PLENTY of children at home
17 February 2018 - Kensington

657 - Benny's and Danny's Mother
And so my son disappears again into dangerous territory, perhaps never to return I don't know where he is or what he's doing why wouldn't he stay here and go into our doggy accessories business? And as for Benny, he's out in all weathers looking after those filthy sheep, way beyond where I can find him
17 February 2018 - Hendon

656 - Danny the Wide-boy Collie
Tell me about it I'm as cross as YOU are, trust me
17 February 2018 - Not telling where

655 - Laetitia pplonker-ppuller
JOY I've told you time and again NOT to ask questions like that. Danny and Sergei will probably have been called away at very short notice, preventing Danny from doing the usual canine -
17 February 2018

654 - Joy
Oh stuff Keats, whoever he may be Look at this MESS Did we EAT that salmon en gelee, or did we chop it up and throw the bits round the room? And look at those pates from Fortnum's, they're half-finished and also in pieces. I know I'm the maid, but you'll have to help me. And why didn't Danny clear up, he's a DOG, for Heavens sake, he's SUPPOSED to eat up all the bits -
17 February 2018

653 - Laetitia pplonker-ppuller
Joy - I have already asked you NOT to ask that sort of question They will have gone where they are wanted, and where they will be useful: and THAT is all we know, and all we need to know. Oh dear - I've started to sound like Keats' "Ode to a Grecian Urn"
17 February 2018

652 - Joy
It wasn't the champagne, it was the vodka chasers Sergei got us to drink. Don't forget it was past midnight when Sergei and Danny dropped in. We'd stopped being responsIble by that time. I feel the same. And look, Sergei and Danny have disappeared Where CAN they have gone?
17 February 2018

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